白生了

Just called my parents, and mom picked up the phone...


媽咪： 喂？
我： 喂。
媽咪：請問是誰？
我：｛啈，認不出我的聲音｝請問是楊太太嗎？
媽咪： 是的。你是誰？
我：｛給我逮到機會玩遊戲了｝我有一些金塊想賣給你。
媽咪： 不需要。
我： 真的不要？
媽咪： 不要。
－－－
爹呧：喂？
我： 喂。
爹呧： 啊， 是琭琭。媽咪以為是詐騙集團，差點掛電話。


{English translation}
Mom: Hello?
Me: Hello.
Mom: Who's this?
Me: {Hmm, she doesn't recognized my voice, let the games begin...}  Is this Mrs. Y?
Mom: Yes, who's this?
Me: {This should be fun} I have some gold bars I'd like to sell you.
Mom: Not interested.
Me: You sure you don't want it?
Mom: Don't want it.
{Dad gets on the line}
Dad: Hello?
Me: Hello.
Dad: Oh, it's L.  Your mom thought you were a scam artist, she almost hung up on you.


My conclusion is that she didn't go through enough labor pains when she had me, otherwise she'd recognize my voice...